Continue the story ...........

[macker]

Try this. All you need do is continue the story ........

Rules are:

You are only allowed to add 5 words per post.
You are not allowed to make 2 consecutive posts.
Keep it clean ! :tongue:

Here goes, the first line:


- "He jumped out of bed"


Continue ..................

[wobblebottom]

And hid in the Wardrobe......

[johnfromliverpool]

so he didnt get caught.:biggrin

[wobblebottom]

By her husband Who was......

[coley]

on a mission to......

( thats only 4 words - add another one quick!! )

[HAGRIDTHEHOG]

finish installing the satellite dish,

[wobblebottom]

but he forgot the ladder.....

[robbie]

so he climbed up the.....

[Dave Mak]

pebble-dashed wall, using only...

[wobblebottom]

bare hands and his feet...

[ALG]

when he was high enough...

[coley]

to

(heres my other word)

[thetarget]

he fixed his erection with

(sorry coley you missed you chance lol )

[wobblebottom]

with gaffer tape & spanner

[macker]

& a blob of blutac .......

[Dave Mak]

to plug up the hole

[wobblebottom]

and a hope & prayer..........

[macker]

But then he realised that ...............

[thetarget]

keys had changed for cabo :rolleyes2

[macker]

....... and the autoupdate didn't work !

[wobblebottom]

So he PM'd Macker , Screaming"

[Dave Mak]

are you ignoring me m8

[thetarget]

macker said yes i don't ...

[puffpastry69]

watch pirate tv anymore:eek

[HAGRIDTHEHOG]

........Dicky, laughed in the wardrobe:rof :rof

[thetarget]

and macker found him holding .....


(great line hagrid lmao )

[puffpastry69]

his new pvc spiderman outfit

[shopligand]

& a picture of wobbs

[Dave Mak]

in one hand, and his

[johnfromliverpool]

erection tool in the other:biggrin

[HAGRIDTHEHOG]

Macker said, not again Dicky:bash :bash

[wobblebottom]

"thats not a Torch m8......"

[HAGRIDTHEHOG]

inside your pants,

[puffpastry69]

but it does need betteries:biggrin

[ALG]

what are 'betteries' he replied :biggrin

[puffpastry69]

batteries made by teddyboy inc.:biggrin (sorry m8:tongue: )

[ImCal]

ahh! batterees by teddyboy inc(sorry m8)

[ALG]

oh, that explains why they..

[wobblebottom]

didnt have a copper coloured top..........

[ImCal]

But a green bottom instead

[HAGRIDTHEHOG]

Dicky comes out the closset:moon

[johnfromliverpool]

with his rain coat on

[thetarget]

and Mackers pvc spiderman outfit

[HAGRIDTHEHOG]

and runs outside the house,

[johnfromliverpool]

with a cob on saying

[puffpastry69]

....... "anybody seen my latest erection"

[ImCal]

the oaps fell about laughing

[thetarget]

and put on there glasses

[ALG]

to look at dicky's erection

[wobblebottom]

but swapped glasses for magnify glasses

[HAGRIDTHEHOG]

and a pair of tweezers

[shopligand]

wobbs has obviously seen it

[shopligand]

before many times:ok :evil:

[ImCal]

they all look the same

[thetarget]

except for shoppys inverted one :lol

[the bobster]

Suddenly, without warning, Emile Heskey!

[ImCal]

pulled out some scissors and

[johnfromliverpool]

a bit of string,then

[ImCal]

did some funny knots around

[Dave Mak]

shopligand's neck and then tied

[ImCal]

then stuck his erection up

[wobblebottom]

where the sun dont shine.....

[HAGRIDTHEHOG]

and found mackers lost screwdriver:biggrin

[johnfromliverpool]

it was old and rusty

[HAGRIDTHEHOG]

butt been used recently to........

[ImCal]

Do a lot of screwing

[Dave Mak]

(as) he needed a new backdoor

[wobblebottom]

to fit his erection through

[ImCal]

Because of the pussyflap(catflap) was

[Dave Mak]

not to his sexual persuasion

[ImCal]

but he would give it

[shopligand]

a screw anyway:ok

[ImCal]

So he rang screwfix for

[shopligand]

A Box Of Screws And

[johnfromliverpool]

a box of rubbers for

[shopligand]

his & wobbs personal protection:rolleyes2

[ImCal]

From the cat from hell

[wobblebottom]

and 3"inch stiletto boots

[shopligand]

that wobbs loves to wear:evil:

[puffpastry69]

while walking over Mackers back:biggrin

[johnfromliverpool]

.then they went to amsterdam:biggrin

[ImCal]

And showed them something new:biggrin

[ImCal]

And whipped out a lemon

[johnfromliverpool]

and a mini dish from

[morto]

a man in a coffeeshop

[thetarget]

who looked like dicky but ....

[morto]

had 1 eye and no.....

[ImCal]

macker standing to his side

[ImCal]

it was a poor clone

[ImCal]

who had escaped from the

[morto]

other side of the sun

[the-viewer]

where moles ruled,with there

[thetarget]

out of date 2006 posts :ok

[macker]

Good God, where'd you find this ? :biggrin :eek :lol

[jonc]

Down the toilet

[the-viewer]

round the u bend where...

[jonc]

he found a pot of gold

[the-viewer]

With all of his sat mates,