morning sex

[briace]

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.
His eyes lit up and he thought,

'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.



More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.' :biggrin

[puffpastry69]

wouldn't work here m8, i like my eggs hard boiled and
i don't think 30 secs (on a good day) would accomplish this:confused

[shopligand]

soft boiled eggs all round then lol

[santana007]

soft boiled eggs all round then lol

soft everything from what iv`e heard :tongue:

[Dave9946]

soft everything from what iv`e heard :tongue:

Thats why I heard he had his hair chopped off cos he just dont get that hard expression any longer lol.

[jakeuk]

now i know why the arse is always boiled out the pan when we have eggs:biggrin