Jokes

[wobblebottom]

A 3 yr old is examining his testicles in the bath 'mum' he says are these my brains? his mother says



:biggrin 'not yet!:biggrin

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An elderley couple go 2 bed 2gether 4 the 1st time. the old woman says 'before we start i have 2 warn u i have acute angina' the old man looks her up and down and says 'yes and ya tits aren't bad either


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[wobblebottom]

a girl is standing at the gates of heaven when she hears screams of pain coming from inside. she says to st peter 'whats going on?' he says 'thats the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos ' she says 'heaven sounds terrible. i think i'd rather go to hell' st peter says hell. you'll be constantly rapedand sodomised she says thats ok i already got holes for that:biggrin

[wobblebottom]

why cant miss piggy count to 70 ?




she gets a frog in her throat at 69:biggrin

[jakeuk]

:biggrin :lol