loving husband

[jakeuk]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, 'You can have her shipped home for $5,000 , or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.' The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.


The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?'
The man replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.

[macker]

haha, very good :ok

[hlo1968]

Heres another one

Poor Ed!!!!!

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
>
> His wife was really angry. She told him, 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find
> a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds... AND
> IT BETTER BE THERE!!'
>
> The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
>
> When his wife woke up she looked out the window, and, sure enough, there was
> a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
>
> Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the
> box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
>
> Ed has been missing since Friday.

[puffpastry69]

both crackers:rof :rof

[jakeuk]

:biggrin :biggrin