postmortemrob
5th October 2007, 20:11
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
>does he become disoriented?
>
>If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
>called Holes?
>
>Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
>
>If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
>
>If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
>
>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>
>When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
>
>Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
>drives a racing car not called a racist?
>
>Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
>
>Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
>
>Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
>
>"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
>Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
>
>If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
>that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
>deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?
>
>What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?
>
>I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
>and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?
>
>Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are
>we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
>pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while
>they deliver the mail?
>
>You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
>
>No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
>
>Ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 apiece on those little
>bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
>
>Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
>section in a swimming pool?
>
>If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one
>enjoys it?
>does he become disoriented?
>
>If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
>called Holes?
>
>Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
>
>If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
>
>If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
>
>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>
>When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
>
>Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
>drives a racing car not called a racist?
>
>Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
>
>Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
>
>Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
>
>"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
>Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
>
>If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
>that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
>deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?
>
>What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?
>
>I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
>and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?
>
>Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are
>we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
>pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while
>they deliver the mail?
>
>You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
>
>No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
>
>Ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 apiece on those little
>bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
>
>Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
>section in a swimming pool?
>
>If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one
>enjoys it?