jakeuk
23rd September 2007, 07:43
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
enough,
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong
enough to nick one.
The husband went to his doctor and told him of the problem,
The doctor told him of a procedure called vasectomy that would fix the
problem but was expensive.
A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put
it
in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The scouser said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I dont see how this is going to help me." Trust me said the
doc
it will do the job.
So the man went home, lit the banger, put it in the can. He held the can
to his ear and started to count 1 2 3 4 5. at which point he paused
placed the can between his legs so he could continue counting on the
other hand.
this procedure also works in Middlesborough, Hartlepool, Durham and
anywhere in Wales & Ireland.
enough,
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong
enough to nick one.
The husband went to his doctor and told him of the problem,
The doctor told him of a procedure called vasectomy that would fix the
problem but was expensive.
A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put
it
in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The scouser said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I dont see how this is going to help me." Trust me said the
doc
it will do the job.
So the man went home, lit the banger, put it in the can. He held the can
to his ear and started to count 1 2 3 4 5. at which point he paused
placed the can between his legs so he could continue counting on the
other hand.
this procedure also works in Middlesborough, Hartlepool, Durham and
anywhere in Wales & Ireland.