marko
25th August 2007, 14:18
anyway a man lives in a street and a new neighbour moves in next door called mr singh anyway the man keeps chickens and ducks and one day he goes out to collect the eggs and sees that the duck has laid its eggs next door so off he goes to see his new neighbour,he answers the door and he says excuse me old bean but my duck has laid some eggs in your garden can i go and get them mr singh replies oooh no pakistani laws state my land so what is on it is mine so he replies but they are my eggs so mr singh says but pakistani law says my land whats on it is mine,so the neighbour finally says ok english law says i kick you in the b***ox you kick me in the b***ox and who ever is left standing keeps them ,mr singh agrees so the neighbour takes a big run up and slams him right in the b***ox mr singh groans and says ooooh my god that was a mighty fine kick but now it is my turn the neighbour says f**k it you can keep them.:biggrin :biggrin