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macker
5th July 2007, 17:11
But I cant stop myself ! :bash


A rocket launches from Houston to Mars with 2 monkeys and a woman on board. Shortly into the flight, Houston calls the 1st monkey and says:

"Adjust oxygen 20%, terminate radar, and phase to warp factor 3"

"OK, done", says monkey 1.


Then they call the 2nd monkey:

"Switch off boosters, start radiation shield, and adjust anti-gravitational throttle"

"OK, done", says the 2nd monkey.


Then, they call the woman:

"What do you want me to do Houston ?", she asks.

Houston reply:

"Feed the monkeys and don't f**king touch anything !"

:biggrin :biggrin :lol
thetarget
5th July 2007, 17:31
:rof

:ok
jakeuk
5th July 2007, 19:45
:lol :lol
puffpastry69
5th July 2007, 20:10
my psychic powers tell me your dead:biggrin
wobblebottom
5th July 2007, 20:21
nope not dead- i need a lift to work in the morning.. and to liverpool!!!
puffpastry69
5th July 2007, 20:22
maimed?:tongue:
wobblebottom
5th July 2007, 20:23
nope- he got away scott free... tho i did lace his coffee with laxative.. lol
macker
5th July 2007, 22:15
tho i did lace his coffee with laxative

Thats alright babe, you should have seen what I used to stir yours ! http://www.xrtheme.com/content/emoticons/Avatars/08.gif
wobblebottom
5th July 2007, 22:16
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

improved it !
jakeuk
6th July 2007, 06:04
wobble he's always been a degenerate but youre getting worse...or is that better?:confused