jakeuk
17th June 2007, 13:01
Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie
engineer are all working together one day and they come across a lantern
and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one
wish,which is three wishes in total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOOOFF! With
the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for
farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan,Israel, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no
infidels,Americans or Australians can come into our precious state."
POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.
The Aussie Engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000
feet high,500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country.
Nothing can infiltrate in or out; it's virtually impenetrable." The
Aussie Engineer sits down,cracks a beer, smiles and says, "Fill it with
water......."
engineer are all working together one day and they come across a lantern
and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one
wish,which is three wishes in total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOOOFF! With
the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for
farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan,Israel, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no
infidels,Americans or Australians can come into our precious state."
POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.
The Aussie Engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000
feet high,500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country.
Nothing can infiltrate in or out; it's virtually impenetrable." The
Aussie Engineer sits down,cracks a beer, smiles and says, "Fill it with
water......."