bison1947
21st March 2006, 17:07
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.
The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a
torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!
But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love
and compassion.
After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.
Dad takes him to the pub, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
With all the locals looking on curiously, and the landlord shaking his
head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Bang! A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.
The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
The locals chant "Have another drink!"
The landlord shakes his head in dismay.
Bang! Two arms pops out!
The bar goes wild.
The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.
The patrons chant "Have another drink!"
The landlord ignores the whole affair.
By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down,
grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
Bang! Two legs pop out.
The pub is in chaos.
The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands
up on his new legs and stumbles to the
left....then to the right.... through the front door, into the street,
where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The pub falls silent.
The father moans in grief.
The landlord sighs, stares into the boy's empty glass, and says...
"He should have quit while he was a head!"
Bison........
The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a
torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!
But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love
and compassion.
After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.
Dad takes him to the pub, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
With all the locals looking on curiously, and the landlord shaking his
head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Bang! A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.
The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
The locals chant "Have another drink!"
The landlord shakes his head in dismay.
Bang! Two arms pops out!
The bar goes wild.
The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.
The patrons chant "Have another drink!"
The landlord ignores the whole affair.
By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down,
grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
Bang! Two legs pop out.
The pub is in chaos.
The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands
up on his new legs and stumbles to the
left....then to the right.... through the front door, into the street,
where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The pub falls silent.
The father moans in grief.
The landlord sighs, stares into the boy's empty glass, and says...
"He should have quit while he was a head!"
Bison........