briace
14th March 2006, 23:16
Women unhappy at being alone puts an ad in the paper.
'Wanted man to share my life, must be gentle, will not run away and be good in bed'
Next day the doorbell rings' she opens it to find a man in a wheelchair with no arms or legs.
'Yes can I help you' she says
'You put an ad in the paper, as you can see I have no arms so I will never hurt you, I have no legs so I will never run away'
'Yes but what about the sex'
'Hey how do you think I rang the doorbell!!!:biggrin
'Wanted man to share my life, must be gentle, will not run away and be good in bed'
Next day the doorbell rings' she opens it to find a man in a wheelchair with no arms or legs.
'Yes can I help you' she says
'You put an ad in the paper, as you can see I have no arms so I will never hurt you, I have no legs so I will never run away'
'Yes but what about the sex'
'Hey how do you think I rang the doorbell!!!:biggrin