Game For Tonight

[puffpastry69]

Can you guess how many fingers i've got up, mrs pp
and i play this quite often:biggrin

i stick upto 5 fingers in the air behind my back and she has a couple of guess's

if she doesn't get it right she has to pay a forfeit:biggrin

so come on have a guess:ok

[Dave Mak]

Can you guess how many fingers i've got up mrs pp

i think this is the wrong section m8, and you is naughty :icon15: :tsk :icon15: :biggrin


your thumb :ok

[macker]

Can you guess how many fingers i've got up, mrs pp

I'm glad you remembered the comma there mate ! :lol

[wobblebottom]

trust u................ lol

[puffpastry69]

your thumb :ok

nope:mad:

isn't this just the best game ever:icon17:

[miller2005]

What port have you fingers or thumb up , out of three , i would say two ..

ha ha .....you 69 s old farts,. by the way how meny fingers and toe s

[puffpastry69]

well that's me confused:confused

any chance of a translation on the above:biggrin


btw: what a brilliant goal by Alonso.........cum on de reds

[Dave Mak]

wow someone else using teddycrypt, its been a while since i seen that :biggrin

[basilyoung]

not heard from teddy for a while

but think teddycrypt, is great....so wheres the master

baz

[puffpastry69]

teddycrypt:biggrin

come on teddy, where is ye m8, get those typin' fingers busy again:ok

[auldtam]

What port have you fingers or thumb up , out of three , i would say two ..

ha ha .....you 69 s old farts,. by the way how meny fingers and toe s

think you wer watchin the game in the pub auld yin...

[shopligand]

hey puff have you got 3 fingers up Mrs p ? from behind her of course :ok I am sure this thread belongs in the adult section.:biggrin

[puffpastry69]

I am sure this thread belongs in the adult section.:biggrin

has everybody got a filthy mind on this forum..................i'm horrified:biggrin


shopy, you were correct, the answer was 3.......well done:bigclap

Another game we like to play is the "pulling game"

Mrs pp has to tug me hard until she pulls me off
the chair and onto the floor, i don't normally last that long

anyway i'll just shut up now as i can hear the groans from here:biggrin

[miller2005]

Were all men with idea s , thats what makes us good , teddy ? i am the master ,....ha ha .. Are we giving you idea,s pp or are you teaching us slowly..??
I think this should be in the adlult section ,,ha ha .....game on

[Dave Mak]

i bet you put wheels on the chair, so she'll be pulling you round the house all night :lol

ask her to pull you thru the backdoor, before finally pulling you of behind the shed

[jakeuk]

bunch of fookin loons:tsk

[ImCal]

Im just pi$$ing myself here....carry on...y dont thee:biggrin

[puffpastry69]

invited the neighbours Dick and Fanny round the other night
for a game of poker

I like playing poker with Mrs pp and Fanny as there both very tight
players.
Dick on the other hand gets all excited and goes "All-in" straight away,
losing his chips quickly, and this really annoys Fanny.
Dick now can only watch Mrs pp and myself play with Fanny for the rest of
the night.

Mrs pp went out next with her small pair, Fanny had a bigger pair.
Then i went "All-in" with Fanny, she had the nuts so i gave her all
my chips.

When they went home Mrs pp said she really liked Fanny
but wasn't too keen on Dick, funny i thought to myself, that's exactly how i felt.