auldtam
29th August 2006, 18:40
Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't the cow was killed. Posh
told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a
cigar in the other and smiling happily.
"What happened?" asked Posh.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife
gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate
love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.
The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the cow."
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't the cow was killed. Posh
told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a
cigar in the other and smiling happily.
"What happened?" asked Posh.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife
gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate
love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.
The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the cow."