briace
4th March 2006, 23:24
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench
sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I
have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and
then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly
ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade
soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half
the afternoon.
I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a
gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me
until 2:00 a.m." I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She
said, "I can't remember where I live!"
sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I
have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and
then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly
ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade
soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half
the afternoon.
I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a
gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me
until 2:00 a.m." I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She
said, "I can't remember where I live!"