True newspaper headlines

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Here's a selection of true newspaper headlines.

"Kids Make Nutritious Snacks"
"Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say"
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
"Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"
Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
"Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge"
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Anyone got any others?