the-viewer
13th June 2009, 10:21
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
1. No thanks love, I’m married
2. No, no more beer for me
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type
4. Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. I'll just leave that traffic cone exactly where it is.
6. Oh, I couldn’t!! No-one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thanks but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination, no sense of rhythm and I’d hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to pee in this shop doorway
or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, I’ve got work in the morning.
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
1. No thanks love, I’m married
2. No, no more beer for me
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type
4. Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. I'll just leave that traffic cone exactly where it is.
6. Oh, I couldn’t!! No-one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thanks but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination, no sense of rhythm and I’d hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to pee in this shop doorway
or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, I’ve got work in the morning.